Friday, November 28, 2008

Thanksgiving

Okay, I am a day late (and probably a dollar short) but I just got Internet in the house today. For the holiday, I am compiling a list of some of the many, many things I am thankful for, in no particular order:

- My family (This is, actually, in the correct order. I am the most thankful for my family)
- My house (both, actually. And I will be even more thankful when we have renters. Anyone looking for a 2-3 bedroom, 2 bath bungalow in Sugarhouse?)
- That we are finally sleeping in the house we live in (now if we could just get the rest of our stuff out of the old house and new house settled we would be golden)
- Internet and TV right in my house (and a warm baby sitting on my lap watching YouTube while I update my blog, and my husband programming the TiVo mere feet away from me)
- Gobs of leftovers in my fridge (stuffing? Don't mind if I do.)
- My job (sure some days it sucks to have to work, but they pay me decent, I get to stay at home with my baby and (in theory) I get plenty of time off)
- Four-day weekend
- My friends (how do people have kids and/or move without friends? Probably they have to pay lots of money to strangers. I am thankful I have friends.)
- My health, the health of my husband and up until last night, the health of my child (really, in the grand scheme of things, the hacking cough and stuffy nose are not too bad. I am truly, deeply, daily thankful that my child is healthy)

I am definitely thankful for more things. But, I am not thankful for getting enough sleep. Because I don't.

Happy Thanksgiving All!!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

The Wilde Manor

Okay, so this picture has nothing to do with the rest of my post and was taken almost a month ago but I think it is adorable. Thus, I put it on my blog. Okay, so here is the update of my casa.

We have painted the living room, dining room, kitchen, the south bathroom, and the new bedrooms. Basically, we have painted most of the main floor, except the entryway, the north bathroom and what I am now calling the closet, formerly a kitchen. And it is all white-white-white. Like I live in an igloo.
So, here is the dining room, in the process of being painted. See how I taped off all the windows? And then Geoff got mad because some go vertically. This is what you get when you hire a CPA to do your manual labor. I am not meant for such work! The long view of the living/dining room. I am very proud of the wall that is no longer there. It really makes the room look better.
And the kitchen in progress. You can't really tell but the three closest cabinets were painted at this point (they are all painted now and have pulls and look great). This actually a fairly accurate representation of the paint color. I.E. gross. Oh, so here is one random story: I finished putting all 25 (!) handles back on my cabinets and thought everything was looking pretty good. I asked Hazel what she thought of the kitchen. She said, "It's kind of hideous." HIDEOUS! It looks like a million times better and she said it was "kind of hideous."
And, this is Hazel's soon-to-be bedroom. The part Geoff is working on had a giant piece of paint come off. I don't know how. I am sure I didn't pull it off. But, I sure was proud of it when it was off. Anyway, my point is this: Hazel's soon-to-be bedroom has a LOT of trim. Miles of it. A ridiculous amount of trim. It was/is (not done yet) a beast to paint. And needs a second coat. Or third, or fourth or whatever we are on.
Oh, but look how much better it looks already. We did not paint the fireplace. And we probably won't until we remodel the main floor. And the floor is, as Hazel would say, hideous. Notice the plastic covering adhesive remover in the bottom right corner. I don't know what we are going to do with the bedrooms. The both had carpet with pad that was glued to the floor. Everything was so old that the pad has basically bonded with the paint and whatever else was on the wood. It sucks.
The dining room post paint. But, pre-carpet removal (obviously). I-G-L-O-O.
The kitchen in painting progress. I realize I am in no order here and it would be nice if I would group kitchen with kitchen and what-not. But, not going to happen. I am exhausted and lucky to be coherent enough to type. And upload pictures. Seriously, Internet, what more do you want from me???
Here is our bedroom, post painting. Ummm.....this is kind of a lame picture. I wonder why I uploaded it. Maybe I am not as coherent as I first thought. Anyway, I thought about painting another color in the closet and window seat insets. But, I don't know what color. I totally get mind-freeze when it comes to picking colors. Thus, the igloo.
Hazel got tired while lazing around not really helping at all.* And decided to cover herself with newspaper and have a nap. It seems I am raising a hobo.
Although, it seems she can rouse from her hobo dreams to have a hobo snack on the floor. Notice, no carpets. Yee-haw! One day, we will refinish the floor and they will be beautiful. So sayeth the Meadow.
And now I am going to put my little hobo and myself to bed. For I am, as they say, exhausted.
*Seriously, my kid is NO help on this house thing. I would go so far as to say she is, in fact, a hinderance. Luckily, my mom came down last week and took care of Hazel. Then Hazel had a sleepover at Tutu's house. Then she started REALLY missing her mom and dad. She has claimed the Harry Potter room under the stairs and it is now full of stuffed animals, a monkey chair and her portable DVD player (which was meant to be because the nail holes that were already in the wall totally fit it.) So, then she can be around us without actually getting in the way. Except that she likes helping. Okay, this is the longest side note ever. Meadow out.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Things I've Done

Stolen from Jenni's blog. It is like being tagged but not. Things I have done are in bold.

1. Started your own blog (technically, it is Hazel's blog, but I started it)
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band
4. Visited Hawaii (not yet this year, however. Oh, Hawaii....how I miss you and would rather be there than working on the Wilde Manor)
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity (I don’t really think this is possible, if I couldn’t afford it there is no way I could give it.)
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo (does karaoke count?)
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch (depending on the definition of “art”)
15. Adopted a child (my dogs were my first babies)
16. Had food poisoning

17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train (I have, however, slept on a non-overnight train and spent the night in a train station)
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill (that is immoral, also, I am a workaholic. I barely take sick days when I AM ill)
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Ran a Marathon (ha!)
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse (total eclipse of the heart?)
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run (double-ha!)
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language (taught myself? I had schooling, but I am counting it)
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (really, I am never truly satisfied, I am a paranoid crazy person about money. I really don’t want to be this way, but I am.)
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David (there was a reproduction at the UMFA and Hazel was obsessed with his package, much to the amusement of the guard)
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris (the line was like 3 hours long, we just saw it from the bottom, next time we will go to the top)
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling (HATE IT!)
52. Kissed in the rain (this is a lame question, and kind of girly)
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China (I totally want to do this and would have gone the year I got my MBA if I hadn’t got knocked up)
57. Started a business (okay, so I am really just in the process of it, landlords have to have a business license)
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason (Although, I think there is always a reason)
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter (In, no. Under, yes)
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten caviar (love it, but not enough to buy it)
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades (seen them, haven't "toured" them)
75. Been fired from a job (triple-ha! I am toooooo awesome)
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London (kind of)
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book (Hazel's first year and our trip to Europe, totally counts)
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating (never)
88. Had chickenpox (barely)
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury (Oh, quiz-thing, why must you mock me!!)
91. Met someone famous
92. Joined a book club (I totally want to have a book club, however, maybe I will start one)
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake (yuck, I have been in it, but I wouldn’t “swim”)
97. Been involved in a lawsuit

98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee


Thus, I have done 64 things on a RANDOM list. I am going to start my own life list. Currently, I just need to get dressed so I can go to a viewing. The list probably needs to be longer and more long-term focused.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

"Packing"

Packing is sometimes hampered by playing.This was while we were sorting the toy box of infinite stuff. We found the Spiderman (on Hazel) and Pokemon (on me) capes. I don't think either of those characters actually wear capes in "real-life". Geoff and I bought the capes on the infamous trip to Tijuana when the mexican wrestling mask was purchased. *Sigh* Poor, missing, mexican wrestling mask. Anyway, good times...Things I find funny about this picture:
  1. The ridiculous cape.
  2. Geoff's crazy waving (he is sorting computer junk)
  3. How the camera is so heavy that Hazel can't really take a decent picture.
  4. Something weird going on with my hair.
And here is a brief glimpse into the chaos that surrounds us.

Tattoo for the day. Oh, she is a tough one with the tiny baby hands.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Happy Birthday!

When we went trick-or-treating at Jenni's work (the county), I would prompt Hazel to say "Happy Halloween!" but more likely than not, she said, "Happy Birthday!" Still, two and an ice cream cone excuses a lot.

Geoff and Hazel dressed for trick-or-treating at Jenni's work. I wore the hat (it says "Ice Cream") to work for my "costume" but for Jenni's work I dressed as a princess. The princess and the wig were Hazel's choices.
For Shauntil's party, I dressed as a "domestic terrorist" notice the TNT. I found it hilarious. Next year I vow to have better costumes. And maybe plan ahead. Then I can have just one awesome constest instead of three lame ones.
Geoff and Hazel grew pumpkins this year. This was the biggest one. Geoff carved it into a spider with web. I don't have a picture of that, but here is Hazel possessively hugging it. We went to the Red Butte Garden After Dark. Hazel made a monster head (dirt and grass seeds in a circle of netting. We made a yogurt cup face for it when we got home. And then it grew! And grew! And GREW! It is awesome. We spray it with water almost every day.
Last week, Hazel and I made cupcakes for Alex's 2nd birthday. It was a disaster. Nothing turned out how I wanted. The frosting didn't set up, I had a "helper", ummm...other stuff. They sucked. But Hazel had great fun helping and licking the beaters.
We wore aprons while we cooked. I think the outfit here is smashing. Not shown: Me FREAKING out about the stupid cupcakes not working. Seriously.
An actual account of the last two minutes at my house:
Meadow: Who's that cute baby?
Hazel: Hazel in a twirl dress!
Hazel: I want to see my blog.
Hazel: I want to play Sam's blog.
Hazel: I want to see my feet!
Hazel: I want to play Sam's blog.
Hazel: Feet! Feet! Feet! Feet!
Hazel: My hair is so pretty! Like Zoe Jane.
Hazel: I call me 'Hazel Zoe Jane Hazel'
Hazel: *Wanders off to pick the candy wrappers off my lovingly modge-podged candy bucket*
"Open your eyes wide." "Your EYES!"
Today Hazel and I went to early voting. And waited in line for 30 minutes. And then I had to do a provisional ballot because of a name change (SEVEN YEARS AGO!!). It took about an hour total. And Hazel spit some milk on the floor. And two old men were openly racist. But look how cute my kid is! And she allowed me to put in pigtails.